The Great Weird Al Word Count

Achy Breaky Song

You can torture me
With Donnie and Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some shlock
Like New Kids on the Block
Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice
Hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the Bee Gees any day
But Mr. DJ please
I'm beggin on my knees
I can't take no more of Billy Ray

Don't play that song
That Achy Breaky song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That Achy Breaky song
I might blow up my radio (ooooo)

You can clean the room
By playing Debbie Boone
Or crank you Abba records until dawn
Oh, I could even hear
Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don't mind no Yoko Ono marathon

Or play some Tiffany
On 8-track or CD [eight-track]
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that song no more

Don't play that song
That Achy Breaky song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch (oooo)

Don't play that song
That Achy Breaky song
I think its driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song
That irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain

Don't play that song
That Achy Breaky song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That Achy Breaky song
I might blow up my radio (ooooo)