The Great Weird Al Word Count

Polka Face

["Poker Face" by Lady Gaga]

(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
Oh, woah, oh, oh

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read-a my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read-a my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face

Hey!

["Womanizer" by Britney Spears]

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby
You, you-you are, you, you-you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
(Womanizer)

Boy don't try to front
(I-I) know just-just what you are (are-are)
Boy don't try to front
(I-I) know just-just what you are (are-are)

You say I'm crazy
I've got your crazy
You're nothing but a womanizer

["Right Round" by Flo Rida]

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
(You spin my head right round), right round
When you go down, when you go down

["Day 'n' Nite" by Kid Cudi]

Day 'n' nite
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at nite
He's all alone through day 'n' nite (Day 'n' nite)
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at nite
A-a-at nite

["Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum]

It's a quarter after one
I'm a little drunk
And I need you now

Said I wouldn't call
But I lost all control
And I need you now

And I don't know how
I can do without
I just need you now

["Baby" by Justin Beiber]

And I was like baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby
I thought you'd always be mine

["So What" by P!nk]

So, so what?
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you

And guess what
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool

So, so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight

["I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry]

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

["Fireflies" by Owl City]

And I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

["Blame It" by Jamie Foxx]

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny
Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-alcohol

["Replay" by Iyaz]

Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out, got me singin' like
Na, na, na, na everyday
It's like my iPod's stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Replay, replay-ay-ay-ay

["Down" by Jay Sean]

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Baby, are you down?

["Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz]

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break your heart

[instrumental section]

["Tik Tok" by Ke$ha]

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the polka don't stop
(No!)

(yodel x2)

["Poker Face" reprise]

P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face

["Whatever's Left Over Polka"" by Al Yankovic]

Oh no you can't read my
P-p-p-polka face
Talkin' 'bout my polka face
P-p-p-polka face