The Great Weird Al Word Count

Hooked on Polkas

You're takin' to me good
Just like you know you should
You get me on my knees
Please, baby, please

["State of Shock" by The Jacksons and Mick Jagger]

She looks so great, every time I see her face
She put me in a state (ooh, state of shock)

["Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top]

Top coat, top hat
I don't worry, 'cause my wallet's fat
Black shades. White glove
Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love
They come a-runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, hey!

Whoo! Ah ha!

["What's Love Got To Do With It?" by Tina Turner]

Oh, what's love, got to do, got to do with it?
What's love but a second-hand emotion?
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a heart, when a heart can be broken?

["Method Of Modern Love" by Hall & Oates]

M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E
It's the method of modern love

["Owner Of A Lonely Heart" by Yes]

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than the
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

["We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister]

We're not gonna take it, no!
We ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it, any more.

["99 Luftbalons" by Nena]

Neun und neunzig luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht Grad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich

["Footloose" by Kenny Loggins]

Now I gotta cut loose, Footloose
Kick off my Sunday shoes
Please! Louise! Pull me off-a my knees
Jack! Get back! Come on, before we crack!
Loose! You're blues, Ev'ry body cut footloose!

["The Reflex" by Duran Duran]

So why don't you use it
Try not to bruise it
Find time, don't lose it

["Mental Health (Bang Your Head)" by Quiet Riot]

Bang your head
Metal health'll drive ya mad
Bang your head
Metal health'll drive ya mad

["Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood]

Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna sock it to it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
When you wanna come
When you want to come