Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you,
The most horrifying film to hit the screen.
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop,
And he hacks up two or three in every scene.
Please don't reveal the secret ending to your friends.
Don't spoil the big surprise.
You won't believe your eyes when you see
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D [three-D]
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D [three-D]
See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap.
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you.
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again,
Till we bring you "Nature Trail to Hell--Part Two."
So bring the kids along, it's good clean family fun.
What have you got to lose,
If you like the six o'clock news, then you'll love
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D [three-D]
(zihW zeehC stae nataS)
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D [three-D]
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This script created 22 Aug 2006; last modified 22 Aug 2006.