The Great Weird Al Word Count

Pancreas

Ooooweeooo ahhhh ooooh

I'm always thinkin' 'bout it
I don't know what I'd do without it
I love, I really love my pancreas
My spleen just doesn't matter
Don't really care about my bladder
But I don't leave home without my pancreas

My pancreas is always there for me
Secreting those enzymes
Secreting those hormones too
Metabolizing carbohydrates just for me

My pancreas
My pancreas
My pancreas
My pancreas

My pancreas
My pancreas
Oooh

My pancreas attracts every other pancreas in the universe
With a force proportional to the product of their masses
And inversely proportional to the distance between them
Woo woo woo woo

Don't you know you gotta flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice
Flow, flow, into the duodenum
Won't you flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice
Flow, flow, into the duodenum
Insulin, glucagon
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans
Insulin, glucagon
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans
Lipase, amylase and trypsin
They gonna help with-a my digestion
Lipase, amylase and trypsin
They gonna help with-a my digestion
Can't you see I love my pancreas
Golly gee, I love my pancreas
Can't you see I love my pancreas
Golly gee, I love my pancreas
Can't you see I love my pancreas
Golly gee, I love my pancreas
Can't you see I love my pancreas