The Great Weird Al Word Count

The Hot Rocks Polka

If I could stick my hand in my heart,
Spill it all over the stage,
Would it satisfy you, would it slide on by you,
Would you think the boy is strange?
Ain't it stra-a-ange,
If I could win, if I could sing
A love song so divine,
Would it be enough for your cheating heart
If I broke down and cried?
If I cri-i-ied?
I said ah, no, it's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it
Ah, no, it's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it, like it, yes I do
I really really really really do do do do do, hey!

["Brown Sugar"]

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields,
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver, know he's doing all right
Hear him with the women just around midnight
Brown sugar!
How come you taste so good?
Brown sugar!
Just like a young girl should

["You Can't Always Get What You Want"]

I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was a footloose man
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes, you might find
You get what you need

["Honky Tonk Women"]

You need honky tonk women
Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues

["Under My Thumb"]

Under my thumb, the girl who once had me down
Under my thumb, the girl who once pushed me around
It's down to me, yes it is
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come, she's under my thumb

["Ruby Tuesday"]

So goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still, I'm gonna miss you

["Sympathy For The Devil"]

Hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo
Hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year,
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name,
'Cause what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

["Get Off Of My Cloud"]

I said hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud
Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud
Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud
Don't hang around, 'cause two's a crowd

["Shattered"]

(Shadoobie, shattered.)
(Shadoobie, shattered.)
Laughter, joy and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex
Look at me,
I'm in tatters
(Shadoobie, shattered.)
I'm shattered,
(Shadoobie, shattered.)

["Let's Spend The Night Together"]

This doesn't happen to me every day, wo my
(Let's spend the night together)
No excuses offered anyway, oh my
(Let's spend the night together)
I'll satisfy your every need
(Every need)
And now I know you'll satisfy me
My my my my my my my my my

Let's spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
Let's spend the night together
Now

["(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"]

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girly action,
'Cause I've tried (and I've tried) and I've tried (and I've tried)
And I've tried (and I've tried) and I've tried (and I've tried)
I can't get no
I can't get no
I . . . can't . . . get . . . no . . .
Satisfaction
Satisfaction
Satisfaction
Hey!