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| "Weasel Stomping Day" Howdy ho, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day?
You'll know what this day's about
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Weasel Stomping Day
| 7 |
| "Trigger Happy" Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
| 5 |
| "Trash Day" It was like, the last day before trash day
And every day it grows
(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'
| 4 |
| "Mission Statement" At the end of the day (at the end of the day)
Proactively overseeing day-to-day operations
| 4 |
| "Albuquerque" Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
| 3 |
| "Polka Face" Day 'n' nite
He's all alone through day 'n' nite (Day 'n' nite)
| 3 |
| "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" So the very next day we loaded up the car with potato skins and pickled wieners,
And so began our three-day journey
Oh, the kids were so happy, they started singing "Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall" for the twenty-seventh time that day
| 3 |
| "Skipper Dan" And I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
And I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
And I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
| 3 |
| "It's All About the Pentiums" Upgrade my system at least twice a day
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
| 2 |
| "Ode to a Superhero" But then one day he went to that science lab
It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
| 2 |
| "A Complicated Song" Pizza all day
And every day
| 2 |
| "CNR" And excreted diamonds every day
Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
| 2 |
| "Good Old Days" And I'd spend all day long in the basement
Oh I'll never forget the day I smashed in his head
| 2 |
| "The Brady Bunch" Till then one day,
A-one day,
| 2 |
| "Perform This Way" 'Cause every day is Halloween
But wear white after Labor Day
| 2 |
| "Jackson Park Express" Seemed like any other day
Think of the beautiful children we could have some day
| 2 |
| "Another Tattoo" But every day,
(Day)
| 2 |
| "Since You've Been Gone" Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Ever since the day you left me
| 2 |
| "Dog Eat Dog" Every day is like a picnic
Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!
| 2 |
| "Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung" I see him 'most every day.
Mr. Frump's dying day.
| 2 |
| "This Is the Life" I eat filet mignon seven times a day
Yeah, every day I make the front page news
| 2 |
| "Callin' In Sick" I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
| 2 |
| "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" He's there all day, he's there all day
| 2 |
| "The Hot Rocks Polka" When you change with every new day
This doesn't happen to me every day, wo my
| 2 |
| "Germs" (Germs) And there's more comin' every day
| 1 |
| "Don't Download This Song" Don't go pirating music all day long
| 1 |
| "Jurassic Park" Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day
| 1 |
| "Ricky" That every day's a rerun,
| 1 |
| "Good Enough for Now" Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you
| 1 |
| "Here's Johnny" I got a letter from him just the other day
| 1 |
| "Yoda" But I know that I'll be coming back some day
| 1 |
| "Syndicated Inc." Every day at three
| 1 |
| "I Want A New Duck" Hangin' around all day
| 1 |
| "The Alternative Polka" 'Cos the love that you gave every day wasn't able
| 1 |
| "Happy Birthday" A million people every day are starvin' in the street.
| 1 |
| "Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies" Now lemme tell ya, one day he was shootin'
| 1 |
| "Couch Potato" But I only watched Will & Grace one time, one day [Will and Grace]
| 1 |
| "The Saga Begins" Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
| 1 |
| "Slime Creatures From Outer Space" There's more comin' every day
| 1 |
| "The Check's in the Mail" Thanks for droppin' by, and have a nice day.
| 1 |
| "Midnight Star" Eat jelly doughnuts and lose twenty pounds a day.
| 1 |
| "Whatever You Like" Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
| 1 |
| "Cable TV" But one day I got a visit
| 1 |
| "Living with a Hernia" He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss
| 1 |
| "The Plumbing Song" If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay
| 1 |
| "Hardware Store" For this day to finally arrive
| 1 |
| "UHF" You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night
| 1 |
| "Phony Calls" One day the phone police will be there at his door
| 1 |
| "When I Was Your Age" Worked in the coal mine twenty-two hours a day for just half a cent
| 1 |
| "Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me" No it isn't okay if you brighten my day
| 1 |
| "Waffle King" Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine
| 1 |
| "Young, Dumb and Ugly" We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble
| 1 |
| "I Was Only Kidding" Beautiful every day
| 1 |
| "TMZ" The bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt,
| 1 |
| "Buckingham Blues" Gotta hang around the house all day, makin' babies and stuff.
| 1 |
| "Why Does This Always Happen to Me?" Oh, the other day my boss said we were running low on toner
| 1 |
| "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" The voice on the speaker says, "I don't have all day"
| 1 |
| "Christmas at Ground Zero" Mutations on New Year's Day
| 1 |
| "You Don't Love Me Anymore" You poison my coffee just a little each day
| 1 |
| "Party in the CIA" We'll break 'em by the break of day
| 1 |
| "Bedrock Anthem" Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage
| 1 |
| "Everything You Know Is Wrong" And every day he runs by screaming
| 1 |
| "Amish Paradise" On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
| 1 |
| "I Remember Larry" And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap
| 1 |
| "Achy Breaky Song" And you can play the Bee Gees any day
| 1 |
| "Close But No Cigar" But one day I found out she actually owned a copy
| 1 |
| "Your Horoscope For Today" Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
| 1 |
| "EBay" Most every day
| 1 |
| "The Weird Al Show Theme" Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
| 1 |
| Matching Songs | 69 |