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| "Weasel Stomping Day" Howdy ho, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day?
You'll know what this day's about
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Weasel Stomping Day
| 7 |
| "Trigger Happy" Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
| 5 |
| "Trash Day" It was like, the last day before trash day
And every day it grows
(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'
| 4 |
| "Mission Statement" At the end of the day (at the end of the day)
Proactively overseeing day-to-day operations
| 4 |
| "Skipper Dan" And I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
And I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
And I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
| 3 |
| "Albuquerque" Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
| 3 |
| "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" So the very next day we loaded up the car with potato skins and pickled wieners,
And so began our three-day journey
Oh, the kids were so happy, they started singing "Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall" for the twenty-seventh time that day
| 3 |
| "Polka Face" Day 'n' nite
He's all alone through day 'n' nite (Day 'n' nite)
| 3 |
| "Good Old Days" And I'd spend all day long in the basement
Oh I'll never forget the day I smashed in his head
| 2 |
| "Ode to a Superhero" But then one day he went to that science lab
It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
| 2 |
| "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" He's there all day, he's there all day
| 2 |
| "Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung" I see him 'most every day.
Mr. Frump's dying day.
| 2 |
| "The Hot Rocks Polka" When you change with every new day
This doesn't happen to me every day, wo my
| 2 |
| "Another Tattoo" But every day,
(Day)
| 2 |
| "Callin' In Sick" I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
| 2 |
| "This Is the Life" I eat filet mignon seven times a day
Yeah, every day I make the front page news
| 2 |
| "Jackson Park Express" Seemed like any other day
Think of the beautiful children we could have some day
| 2 |
| "Perform This Way" 'Cause every day is Halloween
But wear white after Labor Day
| 2 |
| "Dog Eat Dog" Every day is like a picnic
Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!
| 2 |
| "It's All About the Pentiums" Upgrade my system at least twice a day
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
| 2 |
| "Since You've Been Gone" Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Ever since the day you left me
| 2 |
| "The Brady Bunch" Till then one day,
A-one day,
| 2 |
| "A Complicated Song" Pizza all day
And every day
| 2 |
| "CNR" And excreted diamonds every day
Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
| 2 |
| "Don't Download This Song" Don't go pirating music all day long
| 1 |
| "Living with a Hernia" He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss
| 1 |
| "Why Does This Always Happen to Me?" Oh, the other day my boss said we were running low on toner
| 1 |
| "Couch Potato" But I only watched Will & Grace one time, one day [Will and Grace]
| 1 |
| "Achy Breaky Song" And you can play the Bee Gees any day
| 1 |
| "Close But No Cigar" But one day I found out she actually owned a copy
| 1 |
| "Yoda" But I know that I'll be coming back some day
| 1 |
| "Whatever You Like" Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
| 1 |
| "Christmas at Ground Zero" Mutations on New Year's Day
| 1 |
| "Your Horoscope For Today" Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
| 1 |
| "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" The voice on the speaker says, "I don't have all day"
| 1 |
| "Hardware Store" For this day to finally arrive
| 1 |
| "The Saga Begins" Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
| 1 |
| "Syndicated Inc." Every day at three
| 1 |
| "When I Was Your Age" Worked in the coal mine twenty-two hours a day for just half a cent
| 1 |
| "The Plumbing Song" If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay
| 1 |
| "You Don't Love Me Anymore" You poison my coffee just a little each day
| 1 |
| "Waffle King" Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine
| 1 |
| "I Was Only Kidding" Beautiful every day
| 1 |
| "Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me" No it isn't okay if you brighten my day
| 1 |
| "Slime Creatures From Outer Space" There's more comin' every day
| 1 |
| "Young, Dumb and Ugly" We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble
| 1 |
| "Cable TV" But one day I got a visit
| 1 |
| "TMZ" The bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt,
| 1 |
| "Good Enough for Now" Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you
| 1 |
| "Bedrock Anthem" Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage
| 1 |
| "Jurassic Park" Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day
| 1 |
| "I Remember Larry" And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap
| 1 |
| "EBay" Most every day
| 1 |
| "The Weird Al Show Theme" Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
| 1 |
| "Midnight Star" Eat jelly doughnuts and lose twenty pounds a day.
| 1 |
| "Happy Birthday" A million people every day are starvin' in the street.
| 1 |
| "UHF" You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night
| 1 |
| "Here's Johnny" I got a letter from him just the other day
| 1 |
| "Amish Paradise" On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
| 1 |
| "I Want A New Duck" Hangin' around all day
| 1 |
| "Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies" Now lemme tell ya, one day he was shootin'
| 1 |
| "Germs" (Germs) And there's more comin' every day
| 1 |
| "The Check's in the Mail" Thanks for droppin' by, and have a nice day.
| 1 |
| "Everything You Know Is Wrong" And every day he runs by screaming
| 1 |
| "Buckingham Blues" Gotta hang around the house all day, makin' babies and stuff.
| 1 |
| "Phony Calls" One day the phone police will be there at his door
| 1 |
| "Ricky" That every day's a rerun,
| 1 |
| "The Alternative Polka" 'Cos the love that you gave every day wasn't able
| 1 |
| "Party in the CIA" We'll break 'em by the break of day
| 1 |
| Matching Songs | 69 |