The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Searched for "hate" in all albums:

Found 24 occurrences (note).

Song Count
"Ringtone"

'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine
Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)
Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)

 5
"Word Crimes"

I hate these word crimes
I hate these word crimes (hate them crimes)
I hate these word crimes (Everybody wise up!)

 4
"Albuquerque"

Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
I hate sauerkraut

 2
"I'm So Sick Of You"

I hate the way you crack your knuckles
I hate your whiny loser girlfriends too

 2
"Angry White Boy Polka"

Hate to say I told you so, alright
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me

 2
"She Never Told Me She Was a Mime"

Well, my parents can't stand her and the neighbors hate her guts

 1
"Inactive"

The TV's on, I really hate this show

 1
"I Can't Watch This"

They keep going and going-don't hate me because I'm beautiful-

 1
"A Complicated Song"

This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it

 1
"The Check's in the Mail"

You say you hate my guts?

 1
"I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead"

I hate anything organic.

 1
"Achy Breaky Song"

You know I hate that song a bunch

 1
"Eat It"

Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate.

 1
"Addicted to Spuds"

Wo, I used to hate 'em, now they're all that I eat, oh yeah

 1
Matching Songs 14
 
Album Count
Mandatory Fun 5
Alpocalypse 5
Poodle Hat 3
Running with Scissors 2
"Weird Al" Yankovic 2
Bad Hair Day 2
Alapalooza 2
Off the Deep End 1
In 3-D 1
Polka Party 1
Matching Albums 10

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This script created 18 Apr 2003; last modified 5 Dec 2020.