| Song | Count |
| "Polkas on 45" (I'm a man) I'm a boy
(I'm a man) Well, I'm your mother
(I'm a man) I'm a one-night stand
(I'm a man) Am I by?
(I'm a man) I'm your slave
Caught her messin' around with another man
| 6 |
| "CNR" Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
I'm tellin' you the man was insane
He could eat more frozen waffles than any other man I know
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
| 5 |
| "Albuquerque" Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
Oh man, they were just going nuts
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
| 5 |
| "My Own Eyes" I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane
I saw an old man's final breath
I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane
I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
| 4 |
| "Ode to a Superhero" Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
| 4 |
| "The Hot Rocks Polka" At her feet was a footloose man
I'm a man of wealth and taste
Stole many a man's soul and faith
| 3 |
| "I Can't Watch This" Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this
Look, man, I can't watch this
| 3 |
| "Genius in France" Gonna make those Frenchies scream, "You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
| 3 |
| "I Think I'm a Clone Now" Born to be a carbon copy man
They produced a carbon copy man
Come and meet the carbon copy man
| 3 |
| "Fat" I'm too much man for you to take
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man.
| 2 |
| "Stop Draggin' My Car Around" But, man, that car of yours is so uncool.
Oh man, I just had the hub caps painted!
| 2 |
| "Bohemian Polka" Mama, just killed a man
I see a little silhouetto of a man
| 2 |
| "Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars" Man, oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
| 2 |
| "Spatula City" And because we eliminate the middle man,
| 1 |
| "Gump" His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
| 1 |
| "Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies" A little story 'bout a man named Jed
| 1 |
| "Taco Grande" Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me
| 1 |
| "Hooked on Polkas" 'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, hey!
| 1 |
| "A Complicated Song" This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
| 1 |
| "Gandhi II" He's a one-man wrecking crew. But he also knows how to party
| 1 |
| "Livin' in the Fridge" Then mister, you're a better man than I!
| 1 |
| "EBay" Wanna buy (a Pac-Man Fever lunchbox)
| 1 |
| "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" Ohhh, what on Earth would make a man decide to do that kind of thing
| 1 |
| "I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead" (Like, wow, man, can you relate?)
| 1 |
| "Amish Paradise" I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
| 1 |
| "Couch Potato" You can watch anything you want to, man
| 1 |
| "Polka Your Eyes Out" Look so good, make a grown man cry
| 1 |
| "Eat It" How come you're always such a fussy young man,
| 1 |
| "Gotta Boogie" No, man, I don't want a boogie!
| 1 |
| "Midnight Star" Hear the story of the man born without a head.
| 1 |
| "Whatever You Like" I know though you ain't never had a man like that
| 1 |
| "Bob" I, man, am regal - A German am I
| 1 |
| "It's All About the Pentiums" Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
| 1 |
| "The Brady Bunch" It's the story of a man named Brady
| 1 |
| "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" Man, I just can't wait to eat
| 1 |
| "Isle Thing" He'd mess up every rescue. Man, that first mate was illin'
| 1 |
| "The Weird Al Show Theme" When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
| 1 |
| Matching Songs | 37 |