| Song | Count |
| "Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White" Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.
Night after night after night after night.
Night after night after night after night.
Night after night after night after night.
Night after night after night after night.
Night after night after night after night.
Night after night after night after night.
| 25 |
| "Now That's What I Call Polka!" And we danced all night to the best song ever
Let's make a night you won't remember
She's up all night til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky
We're up all night til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
Up all night to get lucky
Yes, we're up all night to get
We're up all night to get lucky! (Hey!)
| 20 |
| "The Night Santa Went Crazy" The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
They're talkin' 'bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
| 9 |
| "The Hot Rocks Polka" (Let's spend the night together)
(Let's spend the night together)
Let's spend the night together
Let's spend the night together
| 4 |
| "Party at the Leper Colony" Dance all night to a rotten band
Saturday night it's the place to be
| 2 |
| "Angry White Boy Polka" Last night (ooh ooh)
'Cause I left that night
| 2 |
| "Polka Your Eyes Out" Do me in the night
Enter night
| 2 |
| "I Think I'm a Clone Now" There in a petri dish late one night
Born in a science lab late one night
| 2 |
| "Whatever You Like" And we can clip coupons all night
And we can play cribbage all night
| 2 |
| "When I Was Your Age" Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt
Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve
| 2 |
| "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" So one night, when my family and I were gathered round the dinner table, I said,
Well, we stayed that night at the Twine Ball Inn
| 2 |
| "Trigger Happy" Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den
| 2 |
| "TMZ" With their camcorders in the night,
Later on that night, well I guarantee-e-ee
| 2 |
| "Everything You Know Is Wrong" And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
| 1 |
| "Albuquerque" But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
| 1 |
| "UHF" You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night
| 1 |
| "Isle Thing" Watchin' all night. Must've been a marathon
| 1 |
| "Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars" they keep me up at night playin' their electric guitars
| 1 |
| "Ricky" In the middle of the night.
| 1 |
| "Why Does This Always Happen to Me?" I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
| 1 |
| "The Plumbing Song" Blame it on the faucet that drips all night
| 1 |
| "Jackson Park Express" While you sleep at night
| 1 |
| "I Can't Watch This" If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
| 1 |
| "Here's Johnny" He's on every night
| 1 |
| "Polkas on 45" (I'm a man) I'm a one-night stand
| 1 |
| "I Remember Larry" Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
| 1 |
| "Such a Groovy Guy" I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night.
| 1 |
| "Gotta Boogie" Just the other night.
| 1 |
| "Don't Wear Those Shoes" You can play your Twisted Sister every night
| 1 |
| "Addicted to Spuds" And late at night you always dream
| 1 |
| "I Want A New Duck" One that won't quack all night
| 1 |
| "The Weird Al Show Theme" And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
| 1 |
| "Do I Creep You Out" Call you every night and hang up
| 1 |
| "A Complicated Song" Pop the question there that night
| 1 |
| "Dare To Be Stupid" We can be stupid all night
| 1 |
| "One of Those Days" Then late at night, just before I go to bed
| 1 |
| "I Lost On Jeopardy" I guess it just wasn't my night.
| 1 |
| "Amish Paradise" On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
| 1 |
| Matching Songs | 38 |