| Song | Count |
|---|
| "Another Tattoo" ('No, 'no, 'no, 'nother tattoo, babe)
('No, 'nother tattoo)
No part of me's blank, I'm really ink-obsessed
('No, 'no, 'no, 'nother tattoo, babe)
('No, 'nother tattoo)
('No, 'no, 'no, 'nother tattoo, babe)
('No, 'nother tattoo)
No, I'm not high
('No, 'no, 'no, 'nother tattoo, babe)
('No, 'nother tattoo)
('No, 'no, 'no, 'nother tattoo, babe)
('No, 'nother tattoo)
My shoppin' trips are no sweat, there's never stuff I forget.
('No, 'no, 'no, 'nother tattoo, babe)
('No, 'nother tattoo)
('No, 'no, 'no, 'nother tattoo, babe)
('No, 'nother tattoo)
('No, 'no, 'no, 'nother tattoo, babe)
('No, 'nother tattoo)
('No, 'no, 'no, 'nother tattoo, babe)
('No, 'nother tattoo)
| 39 |
| "A Complicated Song" No one came
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
No no no
No no no
Oh no
No no no
| 12 |
| "Bohemian Polka" No escape from reality
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go - let him go!
No, no, no, no, no no no no no!
| 12 |
| "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" I'm like, "No, I said delivered"
I says "No," she says "Yes," I says "No," she says "Yes"
I says "No," she says "Yes . . . oh, here's your keys"
"And Burrito King would make me gassy, there's no doubt"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out"
"And two medium root beers - no, just one, we'll split it"
"Stop! Don't go no further . . .
Then she says, "We havin' a special, I super-sized you at no charge"
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't Paul! Now tell me, who's this Paul?"
I can't believe there's no wallet
| 11 |
| "Don't Wear Those Shoes" Oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said, oh no, oh no
Oh no, please don't wear those . . .
I said, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
| 10 |
| "Albuquerque" No answer
There's no answer
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"
| 10 |
| "Bob" No lemons, no melon
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Rats live on no evil star
No devil lived on
No "x" in "Nixon"
O Geronimo, no minor ego
Oh, no! Don Ho
| 8 |
| "The Hot Rocks Polka" I said ah, no, it's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it
Ah, no, it's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it, like it, yes I do
No excuses offered anyway, oh my
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girly action,
I can't get no
I can't get no
I . . . can't . . . get . . . no . . .
| 8 |
| "Close But No Cigar" No, I don't think we are
But no cigar
Aw, no . . . I said . . .
No, I don't think we are
But no cigar
No, I don't think we are
But no cigar
But no cigar
| 8 |
| "Here's Johnny" Oh . . . (Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) Wo-o-o, no
(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don't believe it
| 7 |
| "I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead" No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do.
No Joni Mitchell eight-tracks in my car. (ooh)
I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene.
No redwood hot tub to my name.
I don't need to see no shrink.
And I'm in no hurry to be casual.
| 6 |
| "I Remember Larry" No matter how I try
No matter how I try
No matter how I try
No matter how I try
No matter how I try
(.sdnah ruoy no emit eerf fo tol lufwa na evah tsum uoy, woW)
| 6 |
| "When I Was Your Age" Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass
| 6 |
| "Velvet Elvis" You can tell that he's no velvet Elvis imitator.
No, I don't need anything.
Don't need no lava lamp,
Don't need no soap on a rope,
No pictures of Mexican kids with those really big eyes,
| 5 |
| "Couch Potato" No virgin to channel surfin'
No, they live happily
"Look ma, no cavities!"
"Turn off those music videos!" (no!)
"Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show!" (no!)
| 5 |
| "Buy Me A Condo" But I don't live dere no more.
Ain't gonna work in the field no more.
Ain't gonna work in the field no more, no, no.
| 5 |
| "Amish Paradise" There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars
There's no time for sin and vice
There's no cops or traffic lights
| 5 |
| "Polka Your Eyes Out" Oh no, I've said too much
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
| 5 |
| "Jurassic Park" Oh no...
Oh no...
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Oh no... oh no
| 5 |
| "Gotta Boogie" (Oh no)
(Oh no)
(Oh no)
No, man, I don't want a boogie!
No!!!
| 5 |
| "Word Crimes" Show the world you're no clown (Everybody wise up!)
You would not use "it's" in this case as a possessive (no, no no)
No "X" in espresso
| 5 |
| "Polkarama" But she ain't messin' with no broke broke
But she ain't messin' with no broke broke
(no) Gold gold digger
(no) Gold gold digger
| 4 |
| "Polka Face" No he can't read-a my polka face
No he can't read-a my polka face
(No!)
Oh no you can't read my
| 4 |
| "Jackson Park Express" Wo no, baby, please don't go"
No, I never got her number, aw no no
| 4 |
| "Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me" There's no way you're gonna slow it down
No it isn't okay if you brighten my day
No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
Oh no
| 4 |
| "Grapefruit Diet" No more pie now
No more creme brulee
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
| 4 |
| "Airline Amy" And no one else can take me higher than Airline Amy
And no one else can take me higher than Airline Amy
And no one else can take me higher than Airline Amy
| 3 |
| "CNR" No no no
| 3 |
| "She Drives Like Crazy" Like no one else
Even hitchhikers just say no
Like no one else
| 3 |
| "Hardware Store" I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
| 3 |
| "Perform This Way" And for no reason now I'll sing in French
No, not because I'm crazy - I perform this way
No reason I should regret all the attention I get
| 3 |
| "Generic Blues" Well, I ain't got no money,
Said I ain't got no money, honey,
I'm just a no-good, scum-sucking, nose-picking, boot-licking,
| 3 |
| "The Alternative Polka" Help me: I've got no soul to sell
No!
No doubt about it
| 3 |
| "Achy Breaky Song" I can't take no more of Billy Ray
Don't mind no Yoko Ono marathon
Just please don't play that song no more
| 3 |
| "White and Nerdy" Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
Pop pop, hope no one sees me . . . gettin' freaky
| 3 |
| "Eat It" Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,
You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate.
| 3 |
| "She Never Told Me She Was a Mime" She never told me she was a mime, oh no
She never told me she was a mime..Oh no
She never told me she was a mime..Oh no
| 3 |
| "Smells Like Nirvana" Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
| 3 |
| "Germs" There's no escape for me
There's no escape for me
There's no escape for me
| 3 |
| "Traffic Jam" No A.C.
Now, I'm no genius
| 2 |
| "Callin' In Sick" Ain't goin' to work, no way
Ain't goin' to work, no way
| 2 |
| "Handy" I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous
Takin' off lacquer? No one does it quicker
| 2 |
| "Waffle King" People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no good here"
Make no mistake about it
| 2 |
| "Craigslist" No tip for you
Don't have no Hefty bags, so bring your own
| 2 |
| "Toothless People" No more of those pearly whites will they possess
'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more
| 2 |
| "This Is the Life" No time to pay my dues
No way, I'm the boss, the Big Cheese
| 2 |
| "Addicted to Spuds" There's no kind you haven't tried
I'm giving up, it's just no use
| 2 |
| "Jerry Springer" On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
| 2 |
| "UHF" Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside
You better put away your homework, prime time ain't no time to think
| 2 |
| "Wanna Be Ur Lovr" You're an ectomorph, no doubt
No, of course not, that would be stupid
| 2 |
| "I Can't Watch This" It sucks, and that's no lie
I can't take this torture no more, I can't
| 2 |
| "Bedrock Anthem" No fax, no cellular phone-Age
| 2 |
| "Party in the CIA" No hurry on that South American dictator
Look no further we're your guys
| 2 |
| "Mr. Popeil" (Please, no C.O.D.'s.
Oh no! Now how am I gonna make
| 2 |
| "Taco Grande" No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas
Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more
| 2 |
| "You Don't Love Me Anymore" Oh no no
| 2 |
| "Alimony" Well I'm out of cash... no dough.
I'm broke... it's no joke.
| 2 |
| "If That Isn't Love" Oh no
Nanananananana no I don't know what love is
| 2 |
| "Your Horoscope For Today" You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
| 2 |
| "Angry White Boy Polka" This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing
| 1 |
| "Foil" Plastic cling wrap -- really a no brainer
| 1 |
| "Gump" His friend with no legs he'd call Lieutenant Dan
| 1 |
| "Virus Alert" Under no circumstances
| 1 |
| "The Night Santa Went Crazy" Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
| 1 |
| "Trigger Happy" There's no feeling any greater
| 1 |
| "My Baby's In Love with Eddie Vedder" Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
| 1 |
| "It's All About the Pentiums" Every file inspected, no viruses detected
| 1 |
| "First World Problems" Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
| 1 |
| "Stop Draggin' My Car Around" Listen, the check's in the mail. No, really!
| 1 |
| "Hooked on Polkas" We're not gonna take it, no!
| 1 |
| "Slime Creatures From Outer Space" But our atom bombs were just no use
| 1 |
| "Do I Creep You Out" No one will ever love you like I do
| 1 |
| "(This Song's Just) Six Words Long" No, I never wrote the lyrics
| 1 |
| "Trash Day" But I see no reason why
| 1 |
| "Young, Dumb and Ugly" Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip
| 1 |
| "Good Enough for Now" No, not really . . . but you're good enough for now
| 1 |
| "I Love Rocky Road" Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need, baby
| 1 |
| "Frank's 2000" TV" Whoa, hey now, hey no na na na now
| 1 |
| "Ricky" But you always tell me no.
| 1 |
| "Party at the Leper Colony" Hey now, buddy, don't you give me no lip
| 1 |
| "Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White" And I try to escape, but it's just no use.
| 1 |
| "Whatever You Like" As long as you got me it won't be no hassle
| 1 |
| "Gandhi II" No more Mr. Passive Resistance. He's out to kick some butt
| 1 |
| "Dog Eat Dog" They'll never miss it . . . No, they'll never miss it!
| 1 |
| "Dare To Be Stupid" There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
| 1 |
| "Don't Download This Song" (Don't do it, no)
| 1 |
| "Nature Trail To Hell" No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again,
| 1 |
| "Talk Soup" I have no genitalia
| 1 |
| "Lasagna" Ay, you no like-a lasagna,
| 1 |
| "Christmas at Ground Zero" No more time for last minute shoppin'
| 1 |
| "Inactive" Near comatose... no exercise
| 1 |
| "Happy Birthday" But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun.
| 1 |
| "Buckingham Blues" They don't serve no Twinkies with their afternoon tea.
| 1 |
| "Theme From Rocky XIII" But he's no bum, he works down the street.
| 1 |
| "Now That's What I Call Polka!" A love no one could deny
| 1 |
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