The Great Weird Al Word Count

Gonna shoot my old lady
Hope I die before I get old

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great

Toothless people . . . old and feeble, what I say
Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes

I'm in this big old coat
(He's in that big old coat) It's large! Hey, lets go!

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes

Some old, expired lotto tickets
I saw an old man's final breath

Guess it's time to trade my old car in.

My old vinyl car top look like new?

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

Feel so old

"Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer?

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

That's the catchphrase of old Uncle Ben

Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails

Chili and greasy old bacon

Somebody's poor old mom

It's the same old sale as yesterday.

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl

It was a great big lie (Big old lie)

Scarred old slaver, know he's doing all right

But it's really gettin' old fast

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.

Isn't even old enough to shave

So I'm just walkin' down this lonely old road

Even our old friends have stopped coming around

He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

The Love Shack is a little old place where

So I'll just sing any old lyrics