The Great Weird Al Word Count

Some old, expired lotto tickets
I saw an old man's final breath

Gonna shoot my old lady
Hope I die before I get old

Toothless people . . . old and feeble, what I say
Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes

I'm in this big old coat
(He's in that big old coat) It's large! Hey, lets go!

He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl

The Love Shack is a little old place where

Guess it's time to trade my old car in.

"Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer?

Isn't even old enough to shave

It was a great big lie (Big old lie)

Chili and greasy old bacon

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.

Scarred old slaver, know he's doing all right

That's the catchphrase of old Uncle Ben

Even our old friends have stopped coming around

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails

So I'll just sing any old lyrics

But it's really gettin' old fast

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

Feel so old

So I'm just walkin' down this lonely old road

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old

My old vinyl car top look like new?

Somebody's poor old mom

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

It's the same old sale as yesterday.