The Great Weird Al Word Count

Gonna shoot my old lady
Hope I die before I get old

Toothless people . . . old and feeble, what I say
Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great

I'm in this big old coat
(He's in that big old coat) It's large! Hey, lets go!

Some old, expired lotto tickets
I saw an old man's final breath

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

"Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer?

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old

Isn't even old enough to shave

Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl

My old vinyl car top look like new?

He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

That's the catchphrase of old Uncle Ben

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey

Somebody's poor old mom

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

Guess it's time to trade my old car in.

It's the same old sale as yesterday.

So I'll just sing any old lyrics

Even our old friends have stopped coming around

Scarred old slaver, know he's doing all right

The Love Shack is a little old place where

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Chili and greasy old bacon

So I'm just walkin' down this lonely old road

It was a great big lie (Big old lie)

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

But it's really gettin' old fast

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

Feel so old

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.