The Great Weird Al Word Count

Gonna shoot my old lady
Hope I die before I get old

I'm in this big old coat
(He's in that big old coat) It's large! Hey, lets go!

Toothless people . . . old and feeble, what I say
Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes

Some old, expired lotto tickets
I saw an old man's final breath

That's the catchphrase of old Uncle Ben

But it's really gettin' old fast

Feel so old

Guess it's time to trade my old car in.

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.

"Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer?

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

Somebody's poor old mom

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey

The Love Shack is a little old place where

Chili and greasy old bacon

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

So I'll just sing any old lyrics

It was a great big lie (Big old lie)

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

My old vinyl car top look like new?

Scarred old slaver, know he's doing all right

Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

Isn't even old enough to shave

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

It's the same old sale as yesterday.

Even our old friends have stopped coming around

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old

So I'm just walkin' down this lonely old road