The Great Weird Al Word Count

Gonna shoot my old lady
Hope I die before I get old

Toothless people . . . old and feeble, what I say
Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes

Some old, expired lotto tickets
I saw an old man's final breath

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes

I'm in this big old coat
(He's in that big old coat) It's large! Hey, lets go!

Somebody's poor old mom

But it's really gettin' old fast

Chili and greasy old bacon

That's the catchphrase of old Uncle Ben

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

So I'll just sing any old lyrics

It's the same old sale as yesterday.

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

Feel so old

Guess it's time to trade my old car in.

So I'm just walkin' down this lonely old road

Scarred old slaver, know he's doing all right

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old

The Love Shack is a little old place where

"Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer?

It was a great big lie (Big old lie)

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

Even our old friends have stopped coming around

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

My old vinyl car top look like new?

He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey

Isn't even old enough to shave

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl

Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails