The Great Weird Al Word Count

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great

Gonna shoot my old lady
Hope I die before I get old

Some old, expired lotto tickets
I saw an old man's final breath

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes

I'm in this big old coat
(He's in that big old coat) It's large! Hey, lets go!

Toothless people . . . old and feeble, what I say
Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes

"Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer?

But it's really gettin' old fast

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old

Isn't even old enough to shave

Guess it's time to trade my old car in.

Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails

So I'll just sing any old lyrics

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

Chili and greasy old bacon

That's the catchphrase of old Uncle Ben

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

So I'm just walkin' down this lonely old road

Scarred old slaver, know he's doing all right

It was a great big lie (Big old lie)

Feel so old

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

The Love Shack is a little old place where

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Somebody's poor old mom

My old vinyl car top look like new?

Even our old friends have stopped coming around

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.

It's the same old sale as yesterday.

He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.