| Song | Count |
|---|
| "I Can't Watch This" I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
I told you homeboy... I can't watch this
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this
And that kinda show, uh, I can't watch
Yo, I told you... I can't watch this
Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide over here, sucker... I can't watch this
That's word because you now... I can't watch this
I can't watch this
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Flip, flip, flip; yecch, I can't watch this
Look, man, I can't watch this
I can't watch this
I can't watch this, I can't watch this
I can't watch this, yeah, I can't watch this
I told you, can't watch this
Too hip, can't watch this
Get me outta here, can't watch this
| 26 |
| "The Brady Bunch" You can watch Mister Rogers,
You can watch Three's Company,
Say, you can watch Barney Miller,
And you can watch your MTV,
And you can watch
And you can watch (TV)
You can watch Johnny Carson,
You can watch Phil Donahue,
Say, you can watch 60 Minutes, [Sixty Minutes]
So whatever you watch
Well, you know I gotta watch it too.
| 11 |
| "Dog Eat Dog" Watch out . . . It's dog eat dog
Watch out . . . Well, it's dog eat dog
I love to watch my boss get angry
Watch out . . . Well, it's dog eat dog
Watch out . . . Hey! Well, it's dog eat dog
Watch out . . . Well, it's dog eat dog
Watch me work . . . Hey! Hey! Stand back now!
| 7 |
| "Couch Potato" And watch all the TV you ever wanted
I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
As I watch NASCAR racing
Then I bet I'll watch The Bachelorette followed by Welcome Back, Kotter
"Next week on FOX - watch lions eat Christians!"
Make 'em watch all of that junk till their heads explode just like "Scanners"
You can watch anything you want to, man
| 7 |
| "George of the Jungle" Watch out for that tree!
Watch out for that tree!
Watch out for that tree!
Watch out for that tree!
| 4 |
| "UHF" You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night
You can watch us any time that you please
| 3 |
| "Whatever You Like" And watch all the clothes go round and round
And baby you can watch whatever you like
I said you can watch whatever you like
| 3 |
| "Trigger Happy" Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have
| 3 |
| "Trash Day" (Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'
Let's watch it decompose
| 2 |
| "Cable TV" And so I get to watch . . .
So I can watch MTV while I drive
| 2 |
| "Isle Thing" She'd watch that Gilligan's Isle Thing
And watch the Gilligan's Isle Thing
| 2 |
| "Jerry Springer" I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
| 2 |
| "Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars" Hey, Jack, you better watch your back,
| 1 |
| "I Was Only Kidding" (I was only kidding) Watch where you're pointing that thing!
| 1 |
| "Fat" Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you
| 1 |
| "You Make Me" You make me watch the Gong Show.
| 1 |
| "One More Minute" Than watch you going out with other men
| 1 |
| "Here's Johnny" Watch him selling beer and dog food
| 1 |
| "Slime Creatures From Outer Space" And always watch the skies.
| 1 |
| "Addicted to Spuds" Just to watch potatoes grow
| 1 |
| "Traffic Jam" Watch what happens when I open my door
| 1 |
| "EBay" Sell me... your watch, please
| 1 |
| "Taco Grande" Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!
| 1 |
| "Dare To Be Stupid" And watch "Leave It To Beaver"
| 1 |
| "Confessions Part III" Watch this . . .
| 1 |
| "Frank's 2000" TV" Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from thirty blocks away
| 1 |
| "Close But No Cigar" You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
| 1 |
| "Such a Groovy Guy" And then attach electrodes to your brain, and watch you dance.
| 1 |
| Matching Songs | 28 |