The Great Weird Al Word Count

Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo

Water won't go down (down, down)?
Won't let the water through

Smoke on the water
Smoke on the water

If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

If its still warm I'll leave the water in there for you

But all your pipes are antique, your water pressure's too weak

Than the water in my toilet

And there it is, the backside of water!

Just don't drink the water

Julie played water polo

Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass

Will start a water boarding session

There's garbage in the water,

Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters

When I do the water starts getting cold after an hour