The Great Weird Al Word Count

Smoke on the water
Smoke on the water

Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo

Water won't go down (down, down)?
Won't let the water through

If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Than the water in my toilet

If its still warm I'll leave the water in there for you

Just don't drink the water

But all your pipes are antique, your water pressure's too weak

When I do the water starts getting cold after an hour

And there it is, the backside of water!

There's garbage in the water,

Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass

Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters

Will start a water boarding session

Julie played water polo