| Song | Count |
| "Hardware Store" I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
| 12 |
| "Trigger Happy" Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
| 9 |
| "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" I says "No," she says "Yes," I says "No," she says "Yes"
I says "No," she says "Yes . . . oh, here's your keys"
I said, "Yes indeed, you certainly can . . .
| 4 |
| "I'll Sue Ya" I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
| 4 |
| "Another Tattoo" (Yes!)
(Yes)
Yes, there were a few I got from losin' a bet.
| 3 |
| "The Hot Rocks Polka" Ah, no, it's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it, like it, yes I do
It's down to me, yes it is
| 2 |
| "Jackson Park Express" Oh ho hoo wo, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho yes
Aw! Oh ho ho, ho ho, ho ho yes
| 2 |
| "Polka Your Eyes Out" Yes, the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
| 2 |
| "Angry White Boy Polka" I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
| 2 |
| "Inactive" Really inactive, yes, quite inactive
| 1 |
| "Now That's What I Call Polka!" Yes, we're up all night to get
| 1 |
| "Albuquerque" Yes indeed, you better believe it
| 1 |
| "The Saga Begins" Oh yes, it was our boy
| 1 |
| "The Night Santa Went Crazy" Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
| 1 |
| "Dare To Be Stupid" Yes. Why don't you dare to be stupid?
| 1 |
| "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" Yes, on these hallowed grounds, open ten to eight on weekdays, in a little shrine under a makeshift pagoda,
| 1 |
| "Grapefruit Diet" Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
| 1 |
| "Confessions Part III" And I lied -- yes, that dress makes you look fat
| 1 |
| "Toothless People" Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes
| 1 |
| "Ode to a Superhero" Yes, he's wearing that dumb Power Rangers mask
| 1 |
| "One More Minute" Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
| 1 |
| Matching Songs | 21 |
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| Album | Count |
| Poodle Hat | 15 |
| Off the Deep End | 11 |
| Straight Outta Lynwood | 9 |
| Mandatory Fun | 4 |
| Running with Scissors | 3 |
| UHF (and Other Stuff) | 3 |
| Alpocalypse | 3 |
| Dare to Be Stupid | 2 |
| Bad Hair Day | 1 |
| Polka Party | 1 |
| Matching Albums | 10 |
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