| Song | Count |
| "Hardware Store" I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
| 12 |
| "Trigger Happy" Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
| 9 |
| "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" I says "No," she says "Yes," I says "No," she says "Yes"
I says "No," she says "Yes . . . oh, here's your keys"
I said, "Yes indeed, you certainly can . . .
| 4 |
| "I'll Sue Ya" I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
| 4 |
| "Another Tattoo" (Yes!)
(Yes)
Yes, there were a few I got from losin' a bet.
| 3 |
| "Angry White Boy Polka" I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
| 2 |
| "Polka Your Eyes Out" Yes, the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
| 2 |
| "The Hot Rocks Polka" Ah, no, it's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it, like it, yes I do
It's down to me, yes it is
| 2 |
| "Jackson Park Express" Oh ho hoo wo, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho yes
Aw! Oh ho ho, ho ho, ho ho yes
| 2 |
| "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" Yes, on these hallowed grounds, open ten to eight on weekdays, in a little shrine under a makeshift pagoda,
| 1 |
| "The Night Santa Went Crazy" Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
| 1 |
| "Confessions Part III" And I lied -- yes, that dress makes you look fat
| 1 |
| "The Saga Begins" Oh yes, it was our boy
| 1 |
| "Now That's What I Call Polka!" Yes, we're up all night to get
| 1 |
| "Grapefruit Diet" Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
| 1 |
| "Albuquerque" Yes indeed, you better believe it
| 1 |
| "Inactive" Really inactive, yes, quite inactive
| 1 |
| "Dare To Be Stupid" Yes. Why don't you dare to be stupid?
| 1 |
| "Ode to a Superhero" Yes, he's wearing that dumb Power Rangers mask
| 1 |
| "One More Minute" Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
| 1 |
| "Toothless People" Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes
| 1 |
| Matching Songs | 21 |
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| Album | Count |
| Poodle Hat | 15 |
| Off the Deep End | 11 |
| Straight Outta Lynwood | 9 |
| Mandatory Fun | 4 |
| UHF (and Other Stuff) | 3 |
| Alpocalypse | 3 |
| Running with Scissors | 3 |
| Dare to Be Stupid | 2 |
| Polka Party | 1 |
| Bad Hair Day | 1 |
| Matching Albums | 10 |
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