The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Searched for "no" in all albums:

Found 318 occurrences (note).

Song Count
"Another Tattoo" 39
"Bohemian Polka" 12
"A Complicated Song" 12
"Trapped in the Drive-Thru" 11
"Don't Wear Those Shoes" 10
"Albuquerque" 10
"The Hot Rocks Polka" 8
"Close But No Cigar" 8
"Bob" 8
"Here's Johnny" 7
"I Remember Larry" 6
"When I Was Your Age" 6
"I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead" 6
"Polka Your Eyes Out" 5
"Velvet Elvis" 5
"Amish Paradise" 5
"Word Crimes" 5
"Jurassic Park" 5
"Gotta Boogie" 5
"Buy Me A Condo" 5
"Couch Potato" 5
"Polka Face" 4
"Polkarama" 4
"Grapefruit Diet" 4
"Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me" 4
"Jackson Park Express" 4
"Germs" 3
"Achy Breaky Song" 3
"Eat It" 3
"CNR" 3
"She Never Told Me She Was a Mime" 3
"Hardware Store" 3
"White and Nerdy" 3
"The Alternative Polka" 3
"Perform This Way" 3
"She Drives Like Crazy" 3
"Smells Like Nirvana" 3
"Airline Amy" 3
"Generic Blues" 3
"You Don't Love Me Anymore" 2
"Bedrock Anthem" 2
"Traffic Jam" 2
"Your Horoscope For Today" 2
"Handy" 2
"Alimony" 2
"This Is the Life" 2
"Craigslist" 2
"If That Isn't Love" 2
"Addicted to Spuds" 2
"Toothless People" 2
"Party in the CIA" 2
"Wanna Be Ur Lovr" 2
"UHF" 2
"Mr. Popeil" 2
"Taco Grande" 2
"I Can't Watch This" 2
"Waffle King" 2
"Callin' In Sick" 2
"Jerry Springer" 2
"(This Song's Just) Six Words Long" 1
"Christmas at Ground Zero" 1
"First World Problems" 1
"Hooked on Polkas" 1
"Theme From Rocky XIII" 1
"Buckingham Blues" 1
"Talk Soup" 1
"Slime Creatures From Outer Space" 1
"Good Enough for Now" 1
"Frank's 2000" TV" 1
"Nature Trail To Hell" 1
"Stop Draggin' My Car Around" 1
"Now That's What I Call Polka!" 1
"Gandhi II" 1
"Party at the Leper Colony" 1
"The Night Santa Went Crazy" 1
"Whatever You Like" 1
"Foil" 1
"Dare To Be Stupid" 1
"Lasagna" 1
"Inactive" 1
"Do I Creep You Out" 1
"I Love Rocky Road" 1
"My Baby's In Love with Eddie Vedder" 1
"Ricky" 1
"Happy Birthday" 1
"Virus Alert" 1
"Don't Download This Song" 1
"It's All About the Pentiums" 1
"Dog Eat Dog" 1
"Gump" 1
"Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White" 1
"Trigger Happy" 1
"Young, Dumb and Ugly" 1
"Trash Day" 1
"Angry White Boy Polka" 1
Matching Songs 95
 
Album Count
Alpocalypse 60
Poodle Hat 33
Alapalooza 32
Straight Outta Lynwood 29
Polka Party 24
Off the Deep End 24
Running with Scissors 23
Bad Hair Day 18
UHF (and Other Stuff) 17
"Weird Al" Yankovic 16
Mandatory Fun 15
In 3-D 12
Even Worse 10
Dare to Be Stupid 5
Matching Albums 14

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This script created 18 Apr 2003; last modified 5 Dec 2020.