The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Searched for "no" in all albums:

Found 318 occurrences (note).

Song Count
"Another Tattoo" 39
"A Complicated Song" 12
"Bohemian Polka" 12
"Trapped in the Drive-Thru" 11
"Albuquerque" 10
"Don't Wear Those Shoes" 10
"Bob" 8
"Close But No Cigar" 8
"The Hot Rocks Polka" 8
"Here's Johnny" 7
"I Remember Larry" 6
"When I Was Your Age" 6
"I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead" 6
"Couch Potato" 5
"Word Crimes" 5
"Polka Your Eyes Out" 5
"Velvet Elvis" 5
"Amish Paradise" 5
"Buy Me A Condo" 5
"Gotta Boogie" 5
"Jurassic Park" 5
"Polkarama" 4
"Grapefruit Diet" 4
"Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me" 4
"Polka Face" 4
"Jackson Park Express" 4
"Perform This Way" 3
"Smells Like Nirvana" 3
"She Drives Like Crazy" 3
"Eat It" 3
"White and Nerdy" 3
"Hardware Store" 3
"CNR" 3
"Generic Blues" 3
"Airline Amy" 3
"Germs" 3
"She Never Told Me She Was a Mime" 3
"Achy Breaky Song" 3
"The Alternative Polka" 3
"Alimony" 2
"Bedrock Anthem" 2
"Traffic Jam" 2
"Your Horoscope For Today" 2
"Callin' In Sick" 2
"Mr. Popeil" 2
"I Can't Watch This" 2
"If That Isn't Love" 2
"Craigslist" 2
"Toothless People" 2
"You Don't Love Me Anymore" 2
"UHF" 2
"Waffle King" 2
"Wanna Be Ur Lovr" 2
"This Is the Life" 2
"Party in the CIA" 2
"Jerry Springer" 2
"Taco Grande" 2
"Addicted to Spuds" 2
"Handy" 2
"It's All About the Pentiums" 1
"Gump" 1
"Happy Birthday" 1
"Foil" 1
"Angry White Boy Polka" 1
"Trigger Happy" 1
"Do I Creep You Out" 1
"Christmas at Ground Zero" 1
"Ricky" 1
"Stop Draggin' My Car Around" 1
"The Night Santa Went Crazy" 1
"Party at the Leper Colony" 1
"Frank's 2000" TV" 1
"Inactive" 1
"Trash Day" 1
"Don't Download This Song" 1
"Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White" 1
"Good Enough for Now" 1
"Dog Eat Dog" 1
"Buckingham Blues" 1
"Nature Trail To Hell" 1
"Whatever You Like" 1
"Gandhi II" 1
"(This Song's Just) Six Words Long" 1
"I Love Rocky Road" 1
"Virus Alert" 1
"My Baby's In Love with Eddie Vedder" 1
"Theme From Rocky XIII" 1
"Slime Creatures From Outer Space" 1
"First World Problems" 1
"Hooked on Polkas" 1
"Now That's What I Call Polka!" 1
"Young, Dumb and Ugly" 1
"Dare To Be Stupid" 1
"Lasagna" 1
"Talk Soup" 1
Matching Songs 95
 
Album Count
Alpocalypse 60
Poodle Hat 33
Alapalooza 32
Straight Outta Lynwood 29
Off the Deep End 24
Polka Party 24
Running with Scissors 23
Bad Hair Day 18
UHF (and Other Stuff) 17
"Weird Al" Yankovic 16
Mandatory Fun 15
In 3-D 12
Even Worse 10
Dare to Be Stupid 5
Matching Albums 14

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This script created 18 Apr 2003; last modified 5 Dec 2020.