The Great Weird Al Word Count

Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
The Love Shack is a little old place where
Pump up the jam (hey!) Pump up the jam (hey!)
Pump up the jam, pump it up!
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
The things you say
The things you say
You can do me in the morning, you can
Do me in the night
The Humpty Dance your chance to do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty, Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes you feel all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
Check out the beat while the DJ revolves it

The white stuff.
The white stuff.
The first one was a sweet one
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know
I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know
Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff
What's in the middle? The white stuff
The first time that I tried it
But I love the filling most
I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know
Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff
What's in the middle? The white stuff

When I flush the john, then your shower goes on!
Baby, call the mensch with the monkey wrench
Better call the plumber
And the carpet's soaked... right through
Time to call the plumber
Blame it on the drain that was cloggin', cloggin'
Blame it on the faucet that drips all night
Won't let the water through
Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah
When I flush the john, now when I flush the john
It turns the shower on

And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn
I hear they got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide over here, sucker... I can't watch this
Or that guy with the real flat hair
His fist in the air
Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
Pay the bills, station break
When you've got a headache this big-read the book-

That's right, I want the whole enchilada
Break out the menu, what you go, now?
Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have
Sour cream on the side
You better make sure the beans are refried
Well the combination plates all come with beans and rice
The taquitos here are very nice
Well the food is coming I can hardly wait
You can toss away the hot sauce
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
Just don't drink the water

The passion is gone and the flame's died down
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
You're still the light of my life
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill

How do the words to it go?
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
And I forgot the next verse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words? Oh, nevermind
What's the message I'm conveyin'?

Worked in the coal mine twenty-two hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
Our neighbor's septic tank was the closest thing we had
Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass
What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk?

Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight
Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet

(I was only kidding) Now I'm sorry if you misunderstood, but the fact
From the very bottom of my heart

With the cutest flight attendant I know
She always points out the exits to me, she's so sweet