The Great Weird Al Word Count

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming
We wanna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota."
They picked the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
Pulled out of the driveway, and the neighbors, they all waved goodbye
And all of us were joined together in one common thought,
We're gonna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
We're headin' for the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
Of course, we stopped for more pickled wieners now and then
But you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered
The Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock,
And the Mecca of Albino Squirrels
And a place where you can drive through the middle of a tree
Oh, the kids were so happy, they started singing "Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall" for the twenty-seventh time that day
On our way to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
We're gonna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
There sits the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
I tell you, it's the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
Ohhh, what on Earth would make a man decide to do that kind of thing
Ohhh, windin' up twenty-one thousand one hundred forty pounds of string
I said, "Maybe if you're good, I'll tie it to the back of our car, and we can take it home."
Then we went to the gift shop and stood in line, bought a souvenir miniature ball of twine,
'Cause it's the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
I'm talkin' 'bout the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
'Cause I've been all around this great big world and I can't think of anywhere else I'd rather go to
Than the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
I said the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars
There's a team of research scientists
I hope they get these lousy rodents out of my town,
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars
And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars
And there's one the size of Central Park
Well don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters

A glass of wine in her hand
I'm a man of wealth and taste
'Cause what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
I said hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud
Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud
Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud

A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion
at a fraction of retail cost?
And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale
And what better way to say, "I love you" than with the gift of a spatula
"Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City

And a herd of wild pigs is tryin' to chew off my head
I was born in a paper sack, in the bottom of a sewer
snivelling, grovelling worthless hunk of slime
turkey-necked, weasel-faced worthless hunk of slime

One of 'em called Gilligan said, "Let's name it after me!"
If I was one of them castaways, I think I'd probably kill him
He could build a nuclear reactor from a couple of coconuts
Then her mom came in the room. It was kind of embarrassing

Think of expiration, better read the label now (Oh boy)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat
Spam in the back of my car (Ham and pork)

In the middle of the Interstate

We gonna make a couch potato out of you

When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there,