The Great Weird Al Word Count

Whatever You Like

Hey girl, you know our economy is in the toilet
But I'm still gonna treat you right

I said you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like
Yeah yeah

Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night
And you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like

Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey D's
And baby you can have whatever you like
I said you can even have the large fries
Yeah yeah

Baby you should know I'm really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue
I always get the two-ply
Whatever you can get it my dear
I got my CostCo membership card right here

Yeah you like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
Got a cupboard full of them
I'll keep'em coming
You want it, I got it
Go get it, just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it

Pork and beans and Minute Rice
And we can play cribbage all night
And baby you can have whatever you like
I said baby you can have whatever you like
Yeah yeah

I can take you to the laundromat downtown
And watch all the clothes go round and round
And baby we can go wherever you like
I said we can go wherever you like
Yeah yeah

Hottest shortie I know
If you had some lipo
You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar-bills rolled
Inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes
As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinkos
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain't got to to pay me
That's the way that I roll

My chick can have what she want
At Walmart she can pick out anything she want
I know though you ain't never had a man like that
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that
Yeah

You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai?
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
But that's kinda far, and I'm not made out of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?

Mac and cheese would be all right
But let's send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like
I said you can even have the last slice
Yeah

Grabbed myself a cable from my neighbor next door
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like
I said you can watch whatever you like
Yeah

And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo my wallet's fat and full of ones
Yeah it's all about the Washingtons that's right

You want White Castle, need White Castle
As long as you got me it won't be no hassle
You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like
Yeah yeah

Baby I can give you anything you please
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like
I said you can have as much as you like

Yeah
Yeah