The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Searched for "girl" in all albums:

Found 39 occurrences (note).

Song Count
"Polkarama"

Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Get down, girl, go 'head, get down (I gotta leave)
Get down, girl, go 'head, get down (I gotta leave)
Get down, girl, go 'head, get down (I gotta leave)
Get down, girl, go 'head

5
"The Check's in the Mail"

My girl will call your girl.
My girl will call your girl.
Why don't you leave a message with my girl,

5
"Wanna Be Ur Lovr"

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
Girl, you smell like Fritos
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Girl, you must be Jamaican

4
"Polka Face"

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
I kissed a girl and I liked it

3
"The Hot Rocks Polka"

Just like a young girl should
Under my thumb, the girl who once had me down
Under my thumb, the girl who once pushed me around

3
"Polka Party!"

There's a girl that's been on my mind
And my girl wants to
My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time

3
"Party at the Leper Colony"

I said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me"

1
"Polkas on 45"

I'm a little girl

1
"If That Isn't Love"

I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat

1
"Now That's What I Call Polka!"

Girl look at that body

1
"The Plumbing Song"

Ba ba ba ba ba, girl, you know it's true

1
"Don't Download This Song"

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl

1
"My Baby's In Love with Eddie Vedder"

But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor

1
"Melanie"

I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably

1
"Angry White Boy Polka"

Fell in love with a girl

1
"Albuquerque"

And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams

1
"Hooked on Polkas"

'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, hey!

1
"Ricky"

What's a girl like me supposed to do?

1
"Tacky"

Like, "Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?" (What?)

1
"Whatever You Like"

Hey girl, you know our economy is in the toilet

1
"Trash Day"

Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin'

1
"Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me"

And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if I don't pass your letter along

1
Matching Songs 22
 
Album Count
Poodle Hat 7
"Weird Al" Yankovic 6
Alpocalypse 6
Straight Outta Lynwood 6
Polka Party 3
UHF (and Other Stuff) 3
Running with Scissors 2
Mandatory Fun 2
Dare to Be Stupid 1
Off the Deep End 1
Even Worse 1
In 3-D 1
Matching Albums 12

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