The Great Weird Al Word Count

Gonna shoot my old lady
Hope I die before I get old

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great

I'm in this big old coat
(He's in that big old coat) It's large! Hey, lets go!

Toothless people . . . old and feeble, what I say
Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes

Some old, expired lotto tickets
I saw an old man's final breath

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old

My old vinyl car top look like new?

The Love Shack is a little old place where

But it's really gettin' old fast

It was a great big lie (Big old lie)

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

So I'll just sing any old lyrics

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl

So I'm just walkin' down this lonely old road

He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

Guess it's time to trade my old car in.

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.

Feel so old

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

It's the same old sale as yesterday.

"Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer?

Isn't even old enough to shave

Even our old friends have stopped coming around

Scarred old slaver, know he's doing all right

Chili and greasy old bacon

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

Somebody's poor old mom

Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails

That's the catchphrase of old Uncle Ben