The Great Weird Al Word Count

Gonna shoot my old lady
Hope I die before I get old

I'm in this big old coat
(He's in that big old coat) It's large! Hey, lets go!

Some old, expired lotto tickets
I saw an old man's final breath

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes

Toothless people . . . old and feeble, what I say
Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

Chili and greasy old bacon

The Love Shack is a little old place where

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

But it's really gettin' old fast

Scarred old slaver, know he's doing all right

Somebody's poor old mom

He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old

My old vinyl car top look like new?

Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

Even our old friends have stopped coming around

That's the catchphrase of old Uncle Ben

Isn't even old enough to shave

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey

It's the same old sale as yesterday.

So I'm just walkin' down this lonely old road

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl

It was a great big lie (Big old lie)

"Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer?

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

So I'll just sing any old lyrics

Feel so old

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.

Guess it's time to trade my old car in.